Marital Rating Scale
Are you jolly and gay just like those "Sex and the City" chicks? Do you warm up your cold feet by placing them on another person, à la Jessica Simpson? These are the stakes of the "Wife's Chart": it's a system to rate yourself or your spousal associate. The scale was composed in 1939 by George W. Crane, a Northwestern University psychologist. We only have the first page of Crane's wife-evaluation, so you'll have to adjust your rating: the highest possible score on the chart below is 25.
